Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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