Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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