Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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