Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize