Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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