It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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