normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Randomize