plz talk dirty to me
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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