it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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