Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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