I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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