this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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