what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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