omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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