Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
