I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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