At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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