I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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