i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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