everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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