Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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