The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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