dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You work out of a Hotel?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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