She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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