We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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