Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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