So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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