I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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