There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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