Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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