dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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