quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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