Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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