All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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