that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i think my mom watched the whole time
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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