I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just had sex on a roof
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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