I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.