look no pants
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME