Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ

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(817): View more from Texas

I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.

(856): View more from New Jersey

dear god, who put you in a cab?

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(313): View more from Michigan

He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.

(313): View more from Michigan

I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am to reach this level of casual destruction.

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