Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now

(469): View more from Texas

Pride?

(214): View more from Texas

thats a pack of cougars

(469): View more from Texas

go fuck yourself

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(615): View more from Tennessee

my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.

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(404): View more from Georgia

just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation

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(574): View more from Indiana

Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".

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