i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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