I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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