I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It was like giving head to a cactus.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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