Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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