He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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