You're my little dorito
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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