i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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