Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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