he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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