Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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