Sponge bath it is.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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