I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Never joke about your clitoris.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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