I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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