He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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