so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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