i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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