chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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